The Cramps, again

Thanks to morimur posting some Cramps here I did some looking around for more videos.

Lux Interior and Ivy Rorschach are avid record collectors and their love and appreciation of psycho rockabilly is immense. This song - "What's Inside A Girl", one they wrote - is a perfect example of the genre. Russ Meyer has always been a big influence on them as was (during this phase) tacky 60's Las Vegas nudie shows.

Whoa...there's some things baby I just can't swallow.
Mama told me that girls are hollow.
Uh-uh...What's inside a girl?
Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world.
Ya gotta pointy bra...ten inch waist.
Long black stalkings all over the place.
Boots...buckles...belts outside.
Whatcha got in there yer tryin' a-hide?
Hmmm? What's inside a girl?
Ain't no hotter question in a so-called civilized world.
Can't see it by satellite baby that's cheatin'.
The President's callin' an emergency meetin'.
The King of Siam sent a telegram sayin' "Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!"
Wooee...What's inside a girl?
Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world.
Whatcha got...whatcha got...Whatcha got in the pot?
Whatcha got...whatcha got...Whatcha got in the pot?
In the bottom of your bottomless bodypit.
You got somethin' and I gotta get... it.
Come onnn...What's inside a girl?
Like da itty bitty baby takes apart his toys.
I'm gonna find what's rilin' up the boys.
Sugar and spice is just a bluff.
You can tell me baby...what is that stuff?!
Come on...What's inside a girl?
That wavy gravy got my head in a whirl.

And the classic, canonical, "Can Your Pussy Do The Dog"

Here kitty kitty. You better move along.
Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn.
Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...
Hey can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow If your pussy can't do the dog.
I'm the king of the jungle.
They call me tiger man.
I'm gonna do the bird.
If I can, if I can.
My bird can do the dog.
If your pussy can?
Come on and wag that tail.
Baby you can't fail.
If'n your pussy can't do the dog.
Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...
No pedigree from France will get you in the dance Lessin your pussy can do the dog.
Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail If'n your pussy can do the dog.
Cha cha cha!

It's trash and tacky and perfect and you can dance to it. What else is important?